{"id":494,"date":"2017-03-25T17:59:23","date_gmt":"2017-03-25T17:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/?p=494"},"modified":"2017-03-25T18:51:03","modified_gmt":"2017-03-25T18:51:03","slug":"the-gatorade-cat-32317","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/2017\/03\/25\/the-gatorade-cat-32317\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gatorade Cat – 3\/24\/17"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In general, Dionne is a mischievous cat. The penguin has to stand guard so she doesn’t get into the cleaning supplies, and I have to be careful of walking away when any food’s out (as she’ll try to eat it). Between her and Miles, they’ll usually bat anything around my front room – wrappers, papers, plastic bags, etc.<\/p>\n

On Friday morning Dionne was kind enough to wake me up before the sun was up by batting around a wrapper. I thought nothing of it and just rolled back over to try and go back to sleep. But after she’d been doing it for several minutes, I finally got up to find it and throw it out so I could get sleep.<\/p>\n

While I expected to see just an empty wrapper, what I found was much more. At some point, she had maneuvered a full Gatorade protein bar out of the box, had knocked it onto the floor, had opened it and was gnawing on it. <\/p>\n

Silly kitty. . . Just standard pre-dawn fun here… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In general, Dionne is a mischievous cat. The penguin has to stand guard so she doesn’t get into the cleaning supplies, and I have to be careful of walking away when any food’s out (as she’ll try to eat it). Between her and Miles, they’ll usually bat anything around my front room – wrappers, papers, … Continue reading The Gatorade Cat – 3\/24\/17<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[277,278,280,279,7],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-james","tag-dionne","tag-gatorade","tag-gatorade-cat","tag-gatorade-protein-bar","tag-james-gilliard"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":499,"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocrappyexcuses.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}